Radioactive Potatoes (From Outerspace) Will Enslave Us!!

Of Helment Cat

2011-09-28T22:30:00.000+05:00

My cat gets really annoying at times. Really really annoying.

Of Billowing Clouds and Dust Bunnies.

2011-08-27T03:01:00.000+05:00

Recently I started smoking again. Not a big deal you may say. I was matter of fact, clean for a whole freaking 5 years. Well, firstly, I get bored by one brand pretty quickly. Hence my "bedsheet of fame" up there. Secondly, my folk found out about it.Since the way they found out about it was amusing, I decided to do a post on this.Yes I am self-centered.Notice the carefully arranged boxes. There

Of The Independence Day

2011-08-15T00:40:00.001+05:00

Let me start off by telling anyone who is hoping for a review of the awesome Will Smith movie: “Here there be no aliens” Today marks the 64th year of independence for Pakistan. 64 years of freedom. And every year, the same scenario takes place. Right off the bat, at midnight, everyone in Karachi goes bat-shit insane! We have fireworks, drunken teenagers screaming and speeding down dark and

Of Being Older Than Ever Before.

2011-07-30T12:27:00.001+05:00

So, on Thursday I turned 23. Yippee. Usually I am not one to celebrate said day since it tends to suck. But as luck would have it, one promise and events in the year gone by have made me realize that I was being stupid. Made a promise to a friend who, if keeps up her antics won’t be in my circle for very long. And as for the events, I live in Karachi. So I know how scary it is. Almost all the

Of The Most Idiotic Rule Thus-far

2011-07-26T21:11:00.000+05:00

With 90% of the male population being smokers, do you really think the tree is big enough?

Of My Greatest Flaw - Sort Of.

2011-07-25T08:48:00.000+05:00

I hold a grudge. I honestly am not a very forgiving person. That said I won't be able to forgive you if you don't give me a reason to. Because I know of this flaw of mine if you truly mean anything to me, I'll keep giving you chances. But the longer you piss me off the harder it gets. So if you've done something horrible and I ask you to do something for me, however simple. Please do not take it

Of My Friends

2011-07-14T22:40:00.000+05:00

Sound off if any of you ever lost a friend.Even after losing so many of them, most of whom I was exceptionally close to, it still hurts. I don't mind it when distance ends up being the factor. Or when life gets too hectic that we are no longer there for each other like we used to be. I admit it that it hurts like hell, but that's life.However, I don't like it when we fall apart due to some stupid

Of An Almost Epic Combo

2011-07-10T20:23:00.000+05:00

A hot cup of Greentea with Lemon (extra lemon), Playlist made by a friend. A pack of GoldLeaf Extremes. And an orange sky. *sigh* BlissOkay. Well, more like a decent combo.

Of Chichora Self-Portraits

2011-07-05T09:29:00.000+05:00

Never give your cellphone to your friends to goof off with. It's a good thing that all my private stuff is well hidden and password locked. Still that won't stop these people from taking sleazy self-portraits all in the name of checking out the cell's "camera result"Excuses. Excuses.

2011-06-14T13:27:00.000+05:00

This post does not deserve a title. I just had the worst weekend possible. You know the whole soul crushing bonanzas. I was looking forward to something fun to watch. Everything I watch/read regularly is on break. WTF. Uni starts next week, something I really am not looking forward to. Now how the hell would anyone want to write in such conditions. Random String of Numbers: 49 32 77 69 6C 6C

Of 27.28.4

2011-04-21T22:41:00.001+05:00

You know how some people get their brilliant ideas while in the loo? I get mine when I talk to you. I even came up with this analogy while we were talking last night.

Of Things You Don’t Want To See

2011-04-09T22:54:00.001+05:00

While Handling Acid with your Bare Hands Where the heck did the white power come from.

Of 27.28.3

2011-04-04T00:16:00.000+05:00

Name this object correctly in Urdu and English and never again will i flaunt my linguistic superiority in front of you (i.e. I won’t make fun of you when you say something really stupid) (Hint: Look Carefully)

Of My Awesome Webcam (R.I.P.)

2011-03-30T23:09:00.000+05:00

People, hailing from the land of Skype (map can be found here) often ask me to turn on my webcam. Not because they’re interested in seeing the person they’re talking to, but rather to confirm I am really a 15 year old blonde Eurasian girl who’s like, totally new to the net and stuff. For the last year and half, I’ve been using an awesome Creative PC-CAM 900 She’s a beauty isn’t she? It is a

2011-03-23T18:29:00.000+05:00

Did anyone notice that the Batsignal is poorly designed? How do you call Batman during the day? Do you dial 1-800-BATMAN?

Of The Most Awesomest Prank Evar!

2011-03-10T21:26:00.001+05:00

So, I had a brainstorm today. Ingredients: Administrator Access to the computer lab PCs. WallpaperSlideShow or similar program that automatically changes the wallpaper after a certain time. Windows 7 already has this. Know-how to take screenshots. Flash drive to store a few images in. Fortunately, our engineering department uses certain software that refuse to work on a

Of Awesome in Meaningless

2011-02-18T22:50:00.000+05:00

You’ve all, at one point or the other, lied down on your backs and looked up at the sky. Now, if it were cloudy you’d engage in a timeless activity of making sense of cloud formations. This is something like it… Doesn’t this look like a wolf howling at the moon/bouncing a ball on it’s head? AWESOME isn’t it?

Of 27.28.2

2011-02-14T22:41:00.000+05:00

Yeah, I’d write something here. Fact is, I’ve already written it. Just hope this guy seems more reliable than he looks.

Of Ringa, Ringa . . . Electron

2011-02-06T22:37:00.000+05:00

SEE or Students Engineering Exhibition is a huge event made by the students for the students of my uni. I was tasked with making an electron model. . . basically the SEE’11 logo. Took me a week. Took me 14 sheets of green chart paper. Took me 3 sheets of light blue chart paper. Took me 6 sheets of dark blue chart paper. Took me one entire reel of super nylon string (even

Of 27.28.1

2011-02-02T19:14:00.000+05:00

The following post might deviate from the usual pattern in the sense I’ll be publicly referring to one person. Today is a special day. I’ve tried hinting it for a while now, and you’ve been oblivious. Honestly, my memory for dates is scary. Yet, I sucked at history. It was so boring. It was just people with long ass names fighting to get Zardari in power. If American history has been shaped

Of “Bus Bhi Ker Do . . Yaaar”

2011-01-14T21:58:00.000+05:00

Public transportation is a wonderful thing. I’ve been suffering from a writer’s block for ages. Well, more like a sprained wrist, a hormonal, prissy, temper-tantrum throwing bride-groom living in my room, and exam stress to write. I’ve missed writing. And now that I’m finally free for the last week or so, I discover that I lost the will to write. So I opted to go for my super-duper-secret cure

Of Another Happy New Year

2011-01-07T21:08:00.000+05:00

Last year was amazing, and annoying. I started Engineering. I got really really sad considering the type of people I had to deal with on a daily basis. I found my soul mate (again). I made a ton of minions. I discovered the wonders of the electronics market. I found a cash flow. I won the First Semester Hardware Competition. I managed to land a 3.0 GPA. I survived

Of the Binary Family

2010-12-22T02:44:00.000+05:00

I just came back from a wedding. I also happen to have a Digital Logic paper tomorrow. First, lets talk a bit about Digital Logic (God knows I can use the revision) Digital Logic is basically making finite decisions in the form of a 1 or a 0. Using multiplication, addition, comparison, and inversion you take one or more inputs and spit out an output. But that’s not important right now.

Of Con-Men and Kurosagi

2010-12-18T18:05:00.001+05:00

In this world, there are three types of swindlers… Those who defraud other people out of their money…. Those who deceive others by manipulating their feelings…. And then, using these two as his only source of food… …is the ultimate swindler in history… …a swindler of swindlers… A year ago, I saw an 11 episode series about swindlers. Kurosagi. It’s one of those awesome

Of Tik-Tok

2010-12-07T16:56:00.000+05:00

Til we see the sunlight… …Tick tock, on the clock… …But the party don’t stop… …Woah-oh oh oh… …Woah-oh oh oh… NO WAY! Tom-foolery aside. this has got to be one of the most awesome posts I’ll ever do in a while. Second semester at uni came with a course called Digital Logic. We learnt about pre-computer generation parts. Gigantic chips that when combined in the right order would tell you

Of Being an Asshole on Bakra-Eid

2010-11-19T22:46:00.001+05:00

I’m really happy today. I’m happy because I’ve started to write again after such a long time. And I'm writing because I’m happy. I. happy cause I got to talk to Hime. HIME!! <3 It’s not like I didn’t have anything to write about over the last few months. I had a ton of opinions I wanted to pollute the web with, I just didn’t feel like writing. I’m so freaking tired most of the time that I

Conspiracies Galore.

2010-07-29T21:51:00.001+05:00

Yesterday’s Air Blue Crash is a tragedy. Lets move on now. No? Why? This is where our media fails to be a valuable source of information. 152 people died in a plane crash. So now every news channel is going to milk it for all it’s worth. Geo is going to air a clip of an animated plane slamming into a mountain with a fountain of blood instead of explosion and the text “Air Blue: BOOM” slowly

Cake Stabbing Part 3

2010-07-28T02:00:00.000+05:00

Cutting the Cake before Midnight. I felt like I was stealing her birthday. Boo Hoo. So, it’s been another year of misery bitching and boredom. Obsessive Compulsions came and went. Friends lost and gained (along with weight). Bleh. Oh and a plane crashed. Not to mention Eid of the dead too. Double Bleh.

Of A Delayed Revival and Loads of D.I.Y.

2010-06-17T19:39:00.000+05:00

Man. Vacations sure stink, but I’m not going to whine about it here. Sorry. I took a page out of an idiot’s book and made a seperate blog to whine on. Spent the last few days filling it up with rants and whining that would make me look like a little senile bitch. True, some “well wishers” (saber – I’m lookin’ atcha) will try to find said blog. Sadly, I have decided to keep my whiny

Of The Electronics Paper

2010-05-18T22:55:00.001+05:00

Dear old Sir Munaf. Mid semester he gave our batch of first years a killer project. He wanted us to stage a robo-war. Top three groups get an A grade in the course, no questions asked. We worked hard on the robot. (Details once I get the robot back) Now, we had our Electronics paper on Friday. Upon opening the paper, half of the class burst out laughing. See, Sir Munaf is lazy. He took all

Of Ohhh CRAP!

2010-05-17T06:41:00.000+05:00

Today, Mum kinda put two and two together. Now she knows about my ex. *sigh* Dear old Ex. Waiting for Mum to explode. Or something. She is definitely going to explode.

Of Being Serious

2010-05-02T20:11:00.000+05:00

If you ever want to make a promise to someone, and you intend to keep it no matter what the future holds, you need to look them in the eye and then choose your words carefully.If you are in front of them and you falter, you can never keep your word.Easiest way to test your resolve.

Of Hey Guys, It’s Me (No Beeping Involved)

2010-05-01T20:48:00.001+05:00

Stupid inside jokes apart, I’m proud to announce that I am ready to tell you who I am. See, the thing is, as long as I hid behind this potatoey persona you all couldn’t care less about how I looked like. I don’t really care about how I look. I’m happy with the way I look, especially when my brilliance more than makes up for my freakishly hideous visage. I do bitch about almost everything under

Of The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back

2010-04-19T06:54:00.002+05:00

I am hardly an emotional person. I don't burst into tears at every given moment. I don't listen to Dido when I'm sad. I don't let anyone know when I'm (usually) sad. Period. Unless, it annoys them.Yet, yesterday shit got so cash (I know I'm doin' it wrong) that whatever singular support I had that made me want to lok forward to living a happy life, that gave way as well. Now, I'm defying all laws

Of a Forced Essay

2010-04-14T20:35:00.001+05:00

As an Engineer Ashan was a remarkable kid. He was saved from a burning building when he was only 5 by a retired civil engineer. Since then he had one aim in his life: “To make the world a better place . . as an engineer.” He studied hard day and night to get the grades required to realise his dream. In Matric he failed. He paid someone money to give his exam for him and managed to barely pass.

Of Hey!

2010-04-11T13:43:00.001+05:00

So… in case you were wondering I haven’t died or something. Nor am I planning on shutting down the blog. I just don’t feel like writing much these days. Need to sort some major shit out. Loyalties and what-not. The problem is that, in university I come across something that at the time seems really hilarious. Sadly since I don’t own a phone that would let me mobile-blog, I have to rely on

Of “God-Damn! It Hurts”

2010-04-09T22:07:00.000+05:00

Ladies and Gents. I present to you, my wrist. Apparently, I’ve gotten immune to the pain in my left wrist from all the writing and typing and various other mundane tasks, that now, my right wrist is giving off referred pain. (Hey don’t look at me, the chiropractor said so) And yes. I took this picture while writing the Island Survival Post. Anyways, I’m resigning myself to smelling like

Of Stellar IQ Levels Around Me

2010-04-06T10:41:00.000+05:00

Yesterday, during English class, our teacher decided to split us all into groups of three and wrote down a list of things on the board a pen and papers a bottle of Pepsi ointment matches a nylon tent 20 meters of nylon rope an axe a knife and fork a saucepan a blanket an atlas

Of Meh…

2010-03-28T21:49:00.001+05:00

Of Death and Extra Credit

2010-03-21T10:35:00.001+05:00

The following piece was supposed to be an extra credit assignment. Sadly the teacher left without notice. So, just like the teacher’s name vanished from the roster, so did all forms of seriousness and sanity from this essay. DEATH “The author of this supposed essay has an appointment with me. The essay will have to wait. For Eternity” –Grim Reaper Death is a force necessary for balance.

Of Chest Punches and Dead Drives

2010-03-20T22:56:00.002+05:00

My laptop’s hard-drive died. All my pictures and my music and well everything is gone. I feel empty. On a less related note. I am working on the Identity Post. Secondly, all eligible bachelorettes interested contact me before I get myself killed. I think I should elaborate the last point. You know how some people emo-blog due to lack of companionship. Others indulge in compulsive gaming. I

Of My Current Status

2010-03-10T10:34:00.000+05:00

And It Scares Me!!

Of My Awesome Readers

2010-03-09T20:58:00.002+05:00

I use the word Awesome alot. . . . AWESOME!Okay, so in this month and half that I've been in Uni, I've turned into a full fledged harami. This is sad. Oh well.POLL!! VOTE NOW! ---->So, last post was a good one (or so you say).One thing that I point out time and time again, I write exactly the way I talk. Since most of you (save my IRL friends) haven't ever heard me, we need to give you an idea.So

Of Reality Sucks

2010-03-02T00:58:00.000+05:00

Apparently people are tired of living real life. Real life has no appeal it seems. This would explain why there is such a huge demand for “Reality TV.” Who in hell comes up with the concept of Reality TV Shows anyways? I mean, how many times (in real life) do you see a group of 16 strangers stuck on an island, with each one being systematically eliminated by a group of primates until one is

Of Being Sad

2010-02-25T21:16:00.000+05:00

So, I’m still feeling blue. Somewhat. Listening to Lost Prophets isn't helping much. They make such sad music. So, I’m going to do a picture post.

Of Radioactive Potatoes

2010-02-24T21:58:00.001+05:00

Two days ago I was talking to a friend of mine, and thought she loves my rambling stories just as much as the next reader, she really hates my blog. She hates:The Colour Scheme: "Honestly, green and blue? Do you really love mould that much? The entire thing promotes a feeling of nausea in me whenever I open the page.The Blog Name: Why is it called Radioactive Potatoes From Outer Space Will

Of The Forests of Lollywood and Bollywood

2010-02-22T16:39:00.000+05:00

Life is full of predictable patterns. The sun rises from the west and sets in the east. What goes down must come up. Winters are warm and the summers unbearably cold. Tiny little birds hatch into big grown eggs which subsequently lay more tiny birds. Well, at least all of this should be happening in movies. When I was a kid, I had the misfortune of enduring through Pakistani and Indian movies

Of Comedy Galore

2010-02-21T18:00:00.001+05:00

So, tonight I went to see Saad Haroon’s This is Stand Up Comedy. Danish Ali is brilliant. I mean, he’s freaking awesome! I mean, anyone who looks like this, is awesome! I was planning on writing something long and meaningful as to how cool the show was (since watching him perform is just amazing. I apologize to people who aren’t living in Karachi or Pakistan, since most of these jokes

Of Prediction Cat

2010-02-20T21:42:00.001+05:00

While the rest of you are total buffoons and follow horoscopes and Psychic applications on Facebook that deduce how your day is going to be based on the way your Fishville fish are swimming (Okay, horoscope following people aren’t buffoons. the latter are.) I have a living breathing psychic at home. My cat’s like a super-charged Magic 8 Ball. We just started to exploit her abilities. I

Of Jumping in a Puddle of Quicksand

2010-02-19T15:46:00.001+05:00

You know what's annoying? Stepping in quicksand. I mean, once you step in it, the harder you struggle the deeper you sink. If you don't struggle, you still sink... though slowly. Quicksand here is a metaphor for the dreaded "Friend Zone" The friend zone is a fucking shitty place for any guy (and possibly girl - though no reported cases exist) Once you're stuck there, you keep getting placed

Of Fathers and Tailors

2010-02-16T21:17:00.000+05:00

If you live in Karachi, you must be familiar with this building. It’s Moosajee’s Defence branch, Moosajee’s is a well known brand of bespoke suiting. My awesome cousin from the UK decided to treat me to a suit too. So, since he’s footing the bill, I’ll be in possession of an awesome suit soon Now, today was my trial fitting. Naturally, trial fittings mean that the suit is no where near

Of V-Day

2010-02-14T23:48:00.003+05:00

The world's most pathetic celebratory event.This isn't a case of sour grapes, but please! Couples get all sorts of opportunities to celebrate their love for each other. You have week-iversaries, month-iverseries, dates, and hot make-out sessions as it is. Do you honestly need another day to rub it into our single faces?We should have a S-Day. Singles Day. Where single friends get to embarrass the

Of Imo in the Real World

2010-02-09T23:32:00.000+05:00

As you all know, I'm a university going student now. So I will continue to bore you with University Stories till the novelty wears off. Today, I discovered that my Potato-ey alter ego (This thing) has been seeping it's way into my real mild-mannered life. So, the scenario is like this: English Class, the teacher asks us to form groups. Now being a natural leader, I rallied two people and

Of Fair Skin

2010-02-08T23:53:00.000+05:00

Today I saw this advert and it got me thinking, I should really watch more TV. Actually it got me thinking why Indians and Pakistanis are so obsessed over being fair. Can someone count the number of Fairness Cream adverts on air? You have Fair & Lovely, some haldi whitening cream, brido whitening cream and what not. Sometimes it goes to the point where these adverts prey on the innocent

Of A Super Short One

2010-02-07T20:04:00.002+05:00

Okay, so . . I'm back on talking terms with my ex. Lets see how this goes.Damnit. That means I'll have to find a new blog to make fun of . . . oh wait, there are so many of them. It's like claiming you're thirsty while standing in the storage hangar of a mineral water-bottling plant.So, I'm good.This was just a pointless heads-up.Sunset of Betrayal is such an awesome song.

Of The Cartoons I Study With

2010-02-05T13:20:00.000+05:00

No, not cartoons. That's like insulting cartoons themselves. These people belong in a Zoo. Well, technically so do I, but I bite so they don't dare come near me, not to mention my cheetah like reflexes, though won't save me from banging into static objects, do protect me from hunters and trappers. Anyways. These unique specimens, are as follows (mind you, due to the sensitive nature of this post

Of The First Two Weeks in KIET

2010-01-31T11:37:00.001+05:00

The first two weeks dealt with nothing but seminars upon seminars aimed at new students. They taught us how our GPA is calculated (which I found pointless because I already knew it, and also because majority of the students there had no motivation to understand it.) And every session hammered one thing into our skulls: “You’re no longer kids. You are university students” Aacha baba, we got it on

Of An Apology

2010-01-30T14:32:00.002+05:00

Before I dive right in, I'd like to take a moment to explain something I said in my last post.See, doing your intermediate isn't a bad thing. So, if anyone took offence on my comment, let me elaborate. You guys are definitely computer-literate, have functioning English and won't throw a fit of giggles if someone whispers the following word: "Pishaab"I am pretty sure there must exist Cambridge

Of My First Week

2010-01-24T23:03:00.002+05:00

I wanted to write a day by day account of my first week in KIETSadly the first three weeks for Engineering Freshmen is filled with seminars and workshops aimed at, quite frankly, brainwashing us into mindless engineers.So, naturally everyday followed the same routine.Wake upTravel via private vanSit through 90 minutes of droning by the Director of Engineering10 minute breakSit through another 90

Of My Pre-First Day

2010-01-15T21:34:00.000+05:00

Today was Orientation day. A day where bright-eyed students with hopes and dreams were told . . . that they’ll be ragged on. The administration is doing everything in their power to prevent ragging, but it will still happen and you better resign yourself to it. I went there at 9:00a.m. Dad dropped me and told me to get on a bus or a cab back to something that remotely looks like civilization.

Of Quenching Intellectual Thirst

2010-01-14T00:51:00.001+05:00

Before you start reading this post, be warned that it’s highly disjointed and you’ll need some patience to read it. During Christmas season, some weirdo I follow on Deviant-Art, asked people “If Your Friends were an Inanimate Object what would they be” Now I don’t know how this relates to Christmas or anything sensible for that matter, but I thought of answering it none-the-less. I see my

Of The Bua Constrictor

2010-01-11T20:41:00.002+05:00

So, I left school, but the newsletter’s ghost still haunts me. Recently it’s possessed a friend of mine turned School Teacher. On a side note, ever wonder why City Students prefer to join their school after they graduate? Back to the topic at hand, this friend of mine, who will be represented by a stand-in that you see on the right. So, this friend, whom we shall call Basmati Rice, (because

Of Cheap Solutions Leading to Self Mutilation

2010-01-10T15:19:00.001+05:00

So what you see above is a Safety Razor. I dunno if you’re all familiar with it but it’s the ancestor to the modern 2/3/4/5 bladed razors. Although it’s primitive, it’s cheaper to use than the latest brand of Gillette Mach3 and Schick Quarto. You use razor blades that cost 5 bucks a piece. or 2 if you want the unknown Chinese brand. So, I got sick and tired of the whole buy a disposable new

Of Being Sold To Slavery

2010-01-06T00:12:00.005+05:00

Okay, so a few days ago I was whining about being intellectually thirsty.Well today the school's Regional Administrator called me. They're making some brochure and wanted me to compile it because they've "seen" my newsletters and I'm an alumni.So, I went there to see what they wanted. So, turns out, I'll be Assisting the Regional Administrator Rehman Amjad. So my designation is A.R.A.R.A.Kash his

Of My New Years Resolutions

2010-01-02T16:37:00.001+05:00

My New Years Resolution will be 1024 by 786No, seriously though, Here's the what I resolve I shall do in 2010 (since, if I started thinking like an idiot we have only two more years to live...)01. Minimal Procrastination. I shall try my best to get things done as soon as possible. Which is why I'm writing my NYR on the second of January02. More Blogging and Micro Blogging. Hey, I'm starting uni

Of Google Woes

2010-01-01T00:13:00.002+05:00

Google is lame. For a while now, if you were to click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button without typing anything, it would show you a count-down that was supposed to end at New Years.People gave it alot of speculation. Admittedly I was interested in it too. Turns out it's nothing more that randomly spawning Happy New Year all over the web page. Bah! Google People, you're Google, do something cool!

Of &*%$£"

2009-12-31T16:54:00.002+05:00

Before I rant, I'll do you all a favor. Don't read this. I've written this to get it out of my system, since whenever I start to write I usually segue (pronounced segway) to this topic. So, obvious solution was to whine and get over it.Here it goes, last chance to skip to another post.11 awful months. That's the time I've been forced to live in social isolation. And by now it's really taking its

Of Living in Style.

2009-12-14T23:45:00.000+05:00

I admit it myself that some of my ideas are absurd and possibly borderline insane. I admit that quite openly too.So, for the sake of writing this down so that I don't forget when the time comes, I'm going to ramble about what I consider my perfect house. Hey, this blog isn't just for your enjoyment but a way for me to keep track of what I've been up to, so that when I'm old, senile and pathetic I

Of The Idiot Maid

2009-12-11T23:23:00.003+05:00

Yesterday, the most fucked up thing happened. The Maid brought home a marriage proposal for me.Lets recount the string of events that led up to yesterday.The maid works at a couple other houses apart from ours. And as luck would have it, one such house has got a mother with two "eligible" young daughters. They're doing their second year of uni and inter respectively. So, after exhausting all the

Of My Blog Learnt a New Trick

2009-12-10T18:41:00.000+05:00

Okay, you can stop playing dead now...So, recently... or maybe not so recently, I went to give my KIET interview. Before doing so, I taught my blog one new trick, playing dead.Anyways, I'm proud to announce that I've been accepted at both Sir Syed and PAF KIET.

Of sigh

2009-11-17T12:08:00.000+05:00

My luck stinks. I got assigned an old guy who took my interview.I have begun to block out what exactly happened in the interview. All I know is that I acted like a klutz, stuttered and ... something.So anyways. Who the hell knows where the strait of Bosporus is? I thought he meant Phosphorus, to which I cheekily replied that there was no such thing as a strait of phosphorus.To clear my head, I'm

Of a New Way To Boost Morale

2009-11-16T19:14:00.000+05:00

Ladies and Gents, I cleared the PAF KIET Entrance Test.Interview's tomorrow. KIET announced the results online. And instead of giving you a list of everyone who cleared it, they ask for your Admission Form number and then tell you if you've cleared the test or not.So, Mom's been really excited about the whole thing. And, in order to boost my confidence, or to get me to meet new friends, she's

Of a Personal Space Bubble

2009-11-14T23:10:00.000+05:00

Okay, so I was out a while back getting flat-bread and I had the strangest experience. Now, this certain experience is usually expected to occur when you're travelling in a bus. But with a roti-wala?So, I'm standing minding my own business and this asshole with pointy man-boobs and a hard-on squeezes behind me. And those three points start prodding me. Now, I didn't know at that time how old the

Of Entrance Tests

2009-11-08T19:58:00.002+05:00

I'm finally done with my two entrance tests.Yesterday was a colleague's wedding/reception/something with food involved. It's strange how people look different when they're about to be married.Anyhoo. My entrance tests are done, so now I go and read One Piece and then sleep.

Of 5th November

2009-11-05T00:00:00.001+05:00

I really really want to sneak up behind someone with a pair of hairclippers and whisper in a hoarse voice: "I killed you 10 minutes ago, now I shave your head"So, I'm a lazy bum. Apart from preparing for my entrance tests, I have been doing nothing of any importance. That's why, today being Guy Fawkes day, I decided to do something fun. Hence I made the mask. I wonder if they'll let me wear it in

Of House

2009-10-17T11:21:00.002+06:00

A man's in his appartment alone, watching TV. The words "and now for our feature presentation" can be seen on the screen. Suddenly, the man drops the remote, starts having a serizure, falls off the couch and begins to bleed from his eyes, ears etc.He's probably going to die, since no one's there to call 911, so lets not worry about him by enjoying this chopped up instrumental bits of Tear Drop by

Of The Medicine Cabinet

2009-10-11T23:08:00.002+06:00

(Okay, so that's not our medicine cabinet.)Anyhoo, having a doctor for a dad can get harrowing at times. You know how you have over-protective parents who go "OMG! MY BABY!!" every time they see you fall? Well, dad kinda falls in that category.See, I dunno if this is because he really loves us, or is trying to update his stock of pills, but this is a typical scenario in our house if you're ever

Of Rainbows Smell Tangy. . .

2009-10-05T09:56:00.003+06:00

. . . and other weird shit.Now that I have your attention, I am going to try and go to sleep. Actually, I don't care. Feel free to ignore this post.LALALALALALAI never go "LALA"Also, House M.D. Marathon. Will bitch when done!Someone gimme the recipe for Chappati Nachos... I remember reading it somewhere

Of Being Anti-LOL

2009-09-30T22:37:00.005+06:00

Everyone tells Jokes. Funny stuff needs to be shared. I am for the funneh.However. I hate it when people laugh at their own jokes.Case in pointIdiot says: Dude! do you know what PIA stands for? Huh huh huh do you?Me: Errrr ... Pakistan International Airlines?Idiot: Pfft! That's the actual name. It should stand for "Please, Inform Allah" AHahahahahahaha LOLMe: . . . dumbass.There should be a rule.

Of Eid

2009-09-29T00:45:00.002+06:00

Belated Eid Mubarak to you all.If you know me, I really do wish you all Eid Mubarak, since it's the only time of the year when poor unemployed people like us get any money (not counting the 200 bucks a month "pocket money")Okay, that aside. Eid was horrible. Apart from the cheapskate relatives who won't cough up dough (yes, when it comes to Eid I am as greedy as a 10 year old... moving along) and

Of Yawn

2009-09-28T21:59:00.002+06:00

I've been sick the last two weeks.Between the flu and sore throat, I didn't feel like doing much. Neither do I feel like doing much at the moment. Suffice to say, I'm alive.

Of Something I Wonder.

2009-09-10T23:43:00.003+06:00

How desperate must one be for any sort of activity on one's blog, that one must resort to accepting comments from the one person who's constantly reminding them how worthless they truly are?This post was sponsored by the letters S, L, I, P, K, N, O, and T

Of * Drum Roll *

2009-09-08T23:12:00.004+06:00

Hello. This guy here, is a cop from Jackie Chan's ancient martial arts movie "Police Story". In fact he's somewhat a partner to Inspector Chan (Inspector Jackie Chan - say it like Sean Connery would). As fate would have it, he goes to the bad guys for money and is asked to kill Inspector Chan, which he agrees to.Behold! He is Inspector Man.Not only do the partners' names rhyme, but they both have

Of Computer Woes

2009-09-08T14:58:00.006+06:00

Running a Windows based system is quite like working in an old-folks home or in the terminally-ill patients wing in a hospital. I'm not kidding.See, like these places, your Windows will experience something never before seen in software the physical manifestation of "age". Sure, the bright tech-heads amongst you may point out that a "shifting" of bytes does occur when running any software. A

Of Boredom

2009-09-06T01:19:00.001+06:00

A while back (like two posts down) I was randomly given a carton of Apple Juice by dad. Turns out it wasn't for free.After Iftar I went to sleep for a bit. Woke up and tried to introduce two friends to each other over some mutual interest. . . not anime. So, while I was busy trying to get them to talk to each other (which was going as well as trying to be the middle man in a rishta), dad calls me

Of Why I Wish Pakistan Was California

2009-09-04T17:14:00.002+06:00

Really, and it's not because of the beaches and the babes... that's just second on my list of priorities.Who is the Governor of California? That's Right! Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnie Bhai!I am a huge fan of Arnie movies. And if you've only seen the the Terminator series, stop reading right now, go rent True Lies, Commando, Total Recall, Predator, Eraser and Last Action Hero.That said, the charm

Of A Whacky Dream

2009-09-04T11:34:00.001+06:00

I've officially reached the point where I don't know what's real anymore.I am waiting for Morpheus to come and ask me to take a pill. Then I'd Kung-Fu . . . Not like an obese panda mind you.I woke up 15 minutes ago. Had the most senseless dream ever. Filled with Arnie Quotes and Random explosions (I vaguely remember my sandwich exploding at one point, and my wallet at another) in the end, Dad

Of A New Coat Of The Same Paint

2009-09-03T04:57:00.004+06:00

Why change something that's working so well for you?So, the only thing that bugged me about Blogger's templates was the fact that they wasted 3 inches of screen real estate. Rather than make my posts look obscenely long (because sometimes they are) I wanted to utilise those 3 inches somehow. Scouring online templates didn't yield any results since I loved the whole dark green /blue potato-ness

Of Rain Rain Whattay Pain

2009-09-01T21:27:00.004+06:00

Last thing my TV said to me yesterday morning was:And the steady rainfall in Karachi has made things really pleasant for the people, about a 100 KESC feeders tripped causing 12 hour blackouts in some areas, A dozen people died due to electrocution.... That's it. Then the cable shut off. No TV. No Interwebs. No nothing. GAH!Also, I was called "king" by a commenter, which led me to remember

Of ...Ummmm.. ??

2009-09-01T10:26:00.005+06:00

All together now: "Haaaainnnnn?"* tilt head to one side *What were they thinking when they named it? What the hell happened to Scotch Brite and it's ultra idiotic knock-off Sketch-Bright (or something similar) Was the creative team high? Or is there a slogan I'm missing out on (Like "Virgin Scrubbing Pad: Makes your Pots and Pans, Pure and Clean")

Of AGH!

2009-08-29T23:35:00.000+06:00

It's another slow blog day.So, since I'm searching for Internet Memes and I doubt you know what they are, I'll share an obscure one with youAn Internet Meme is anything that's spread so much and gains popularity overnight that people use it as a reference or some obscure joke or make modified versions of it. LOLCats and Chuck Norris Facts are two such internet memes. Heck, even Rick Rolling is

Of . . . Something. . . I dunno?

2009-08-29T04:28:00.002+06:00

Slow Blog Day.The Comics didn't make me LOLThe blogs i read/stalk don't have any new posts.The iftar party (and it wasn't a party) I went to was boring.Bleh.Read older posts and comment. Plzktnx! =^.^=

Of Aunties, Uncles and Cell Phones

2009-08-28T08:36:00.001+06:00

Okay. Honestly raise your hand if you're stuck with a crappy cellphone.On second thought, since I can't see your hands, quit being silly and lower them.Do you know what the recent thing is that boils my blood? People owning things that are way beyond their technical know-how.This is particularly true about cellular phones.Wealthy old aunties and uncles will be seen in possession of a cell that

Of Dreams Dreamt at Forum

2009-08-27T21:34:00.004+06:00

Okay, so last night I was totally zoned out.You know how there are those stupid kids who have to do something stupid? Like go the opposite way blind-folded in one-way traffic.So, the Forum has two escalators, for the super lazy. One goes up and the other comes down. What is it about moving stairs and people's thirst to go the opposite way. Is it like some sort of extreme treadmill? What we saw at

Of More Reading Material

2009-08-27T04:17:00.005+06:00

Let me introduce you to Kasana-San's blog.It's surprisingly fun to read. I say surprisingly, because I've known about the blog's existence for nearly a year now, and I just started reading it.Hey, it's not my fault. Or Hers. Her blog was sandwiched between:- A girl who takes pictures of weird ass stuff and looks up some random word in a thesaurus and captions said picture with said word. I mean,

Of Interesting Things at The Forum

2009-08-27T02:45:00.002+06:00

The Forum.A place where noisy little girls congregate and well, make noise.A place where groups of guys and girls come and pair off and feed each other Ice Cream lovingly.A place where we walk and discuss worldly issues like Famine, Peace, Technophobic Aunties with Expensive Cell Phones. . . did I mention World Peace?Okay, I've had a super long day, and I forgot what I was building this up to.

A new Image.

2009-08-25T10:05:00.001+06:00

I just woke up with the realisation that I'm not doing anything productive.I went to sleep after having sehri and watching Evil Cricket Baba a few times.So, naturally now I've got this ambition where I want a little more muscle mass on me.If you don't get it. I'll describe it in a pictorial format (Actually I just made the picture because I was bored.)Sigh, Now I go drop my sister off at her

Of "Yatta! Chance!"

2009-08-24T23:30:00.002+06:00

So, it's common knowledge that I passed in my exams with nigh average grades. These grades as some people put it, could have been achieved by a "blind monkey writing with his tail" (their exact words)Well excuse me. Firstly I was born in the year of the dragon and under the star of the lion. I am anything but a monkey. Secondly, my eyesight is a little weak, but I can totally manage to notice

Of a Refreshing Nap

2009-08-24T15:14:00.000+06:00

I just woke up from my nap on the tiled floor of our lounge.Let's recount how I got there.~~~~It's hot outside.I just came home from dropping sister of at her oh-so-super-elite-yet-shitty-school Nixor.I am sick and tired of dropping her off in a cab and walking all the way back home. I could easily take a rick for a round trip in the same amount of cash.Anyways, today was hot. And fasting meant

Of The Robotic One

2009-08-23T22:05:00.001+06:00

Behold! The Most Awesomest Movie yet to be released.A little about the clip before you click through.If you just ate, wait for the food to settle down.Now, this clip falls in the same category as the Machine Girl and Shyness Machine Girl. Other than that, the Tengu are a class of Japanese Demons with big noses.I love the part at 1:29.Oh and if the soundtrack sounds familiar, its cause it's a